Horoscope

  • Aries:

    We're no strangers to love

  • Taurus:

    You know the rules and so do I

  • Gemini:

    A full commitment's what I'm thinking of

  • Cancer:

    You wouldn't get this from any other guy

  • Leo:

    I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling

  • Virgo:

    Gotta make you understand

  • Libra:

    Never gonna give you up

  • Scorpio:

    Never gonna let you down

  • Sagittarius:

    Never gonna run around and desert you

  • Capricorn:

    Never gonna make you cry

  • Aquarius:

    Never gonna say goodbye

  • Pisces:

    Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

  • Taylor Swift:

    *sings about boys who treated her like shit and probably deserved to have a song written about them, speaking words that so many people can relate to and helping people through breakups and whatnot*

  • Society:

    Oh my god all she ever writes songs about is boys she is such a slut she needs to stop.

  • Taylor Swift:

    *writes a self empowering song about how you should just shake off negativity and how haters are gonna hate and it's okay to just be yourself while making fun of herself by showing that she KNOWS she isn't a good dancer in the music video which happens to include people of all different races*

  • Society:

    Wow she is so racist and stupid is the next Miley Cyrus and ugh.

  • TAYLOR SWIFT IS NOT THE PROBLEM, YOU SLUT SHAMING AND MAKING FALSE JUDGEMENTS IS.

  • Taylor Swift:

    *sings about boys who treated her like shit and probably deserved to have a song written about them, speaking words that so many people can relate to and helping people through breakups and whatnot*

  • Society:

    Oh my god all she ever writes songs about is boys she is such a slut she needs to stop.

  • Taylor Swift:

    *writes a self empowering song about how you should just shake off negativity and how haters are gonna hate and it's okay to just be yourself while making fun of herself by showing that she KNOWS she isn't a good dancer in the music video which happens to include people of all different races*

  • Society:

    Wow she is so racist and stupid is the next Miley Cyrus and ugh.

  • TAYLOR SWIFT IS NOT THE PROBLEM, YOU SLUT SHAMING AND MAKING FALSE JUDGEMENTS IS.

semiotickitten:

apiratenhisprincess:

4ngelo:

theodorepython:

miami-tea:

The Defibrillator Toaster

My mom would be so annoyed… every morning I would run into the kitchen screaming “WE’RE LOSING THEM!!! BEEP BEEP BEEPBEEPBEEP!”

“DON’T YOU DIE ON ME, DAMNIT!!!  NURSE, WE NEED 12 CC’S OF CREAM CHEESE, STAT!!!”

He’s bread, Jim.

Time of deliciousness: 7:15 A.M

If we don’t restart his heart , he’s toast! 

JESUS CRUST.

JAM IT!

“Daddy’s in a butter place now, kids.”

I WASN’T EVEN GOING TO REBLOG UNTIL I SAW THE SHIT TON OF PUNS

HES BREAD JIM

JESUS CRUST

To pay my respects, Ill be sure to place a flour on his grave.

I need this.

(Source: secretsbest)

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